The struggle is real.

Oh hey, high five fellow skeeter-syndromer! They get craaaazy huge on me, larger than my palm. And then the gravity gets turned way up for a day or two. It’s fun. I hope your fella doesn’t get nibbled too much this summer (by mosquitoes; you go right ahead.)

Worth reposting....

I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING, DAMMIT!

Isn’t this classic gaslighting, favorite tool of bullies and abusers everywhere? “I didn’t really say that, you’re making stuff up in your oversensitive head, WHY SO SERIOUS”

I love him, but I really can’t trust that he’ll line up the glasses the RIGHT way/my way.

He won’t empty it right?

Yours is probably the actual answer - in my head though, it is because Ted Cruz forgot how to human properly/and or wants to be Napoleon.

Those non-gmo macaroni pictures aren’t cheap!

If you can’t avoid killing things you don’t want to kill, you only have one rule. No gun.

This. Most male gymnasts I've seen have an 8-pack; if I trained that hard, I wouldn’t even own a shirt.

What restraint? The fact that he kept his pink gluehole closed for all of 24 minutes? My life has gotten to the point where I no longer interact with Trump supporters, even ones in my family. Because I know what they really want for America and its fucking scary.

I pledge to be a full time Hillary Clinton commercial for the next three months.

i mean you cant but also what the fuck are you talking about

I’d go with “sedition” myself.

She will. These mouth-breathers don't realize that they, much like Boers in SA, are on the wrong side of history and history will brutally wash them away from the scenery.

<3

I loved the bit where she’s going to get up and go do some detecting, and he’s all “oooooooh?” and leans back to show off the goods and she’s “Yep, fuck THAT” and snuggles right back in there. My husband and friend and I were all damn straight girl, Purple Dr. Who can go jack himself off for a few more hours.

i feel like her (accidentally) killing his wife would have been too much of an elephant in the room