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“Shrill” means “Spoken by a woman who is daring to challenge a man”

Short answer: the problem is that voice comes out of a Vagina-American.

This is what the DNC gets by cheating HRC into winning. 4 more years of our President being a corporatist neo-liberal instead of watching out for the environment. Almonds take up way too much water to grow, as anyone who isn’t a shill for the Almond Industrial Complex can tell you. Wake up sheeple.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were

Ha, that is a serious way to gain dad points. They might even jog over to the White House and fix the motor on the Clintons’ lawn mower, it’s been acting up.

is this the same jojo as that bachelorette person?

I imagine Hillary at Obama’sfirst cabinent meeting watching Biden and thinking, I got to get me one of those

Oh Susan, all those flavors and you keep choosing salty.

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Thank you for reminding me of this fake ad starring Marion Cotillard,

“How else do you decide if they’re worth talking to??”

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

You guys, I’m trying to work here and these nicknames for Kaine are freaking distracting me!! Papi sounds good, too. Oh Jesus.

I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.

Ahem.

Well, that’s the SS for you.

That picture of Tim Kaine looks so much like my father. I miss him :-(

For realsies, though, I actually think the show’s treatment of food/women eating is quite problematic.

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.