Right?! Exactly!

Maybe it’s a fast talking thing? The Lorelais have a high metabolism from their constantly talking jaws?

She secretly eats healthy at her own place, but Lorelei would be crushed if she found out.

My boss filled up my candy basket with chocolates, yesterday. I’m in a kind of fuzzy haze that seems to shield me from panic, as a result.

The polls-plus breakdown is still very favorable to Clinton, though — with HRC at a 60% chance of willing to The Orange One’s 39%. This is also at a time when we have yet to see the post-convention bounce for HRC, too.

Not true. Sometimes they order Chinese from that pancake place.

I’ve lost more hair in the last 8 than the previous 30.

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Are you trying to tell me that bungee jumping off a bridge/skyscraper/canyon doesn’t accurately summarize what it takes to to make a relationship work? What, you want me to see what someone’s normal morning routine is like, how they decompress after a long day of work, or how they manage their finances before agreeing…

but fight for the ideas and not a single man.

And there it is. It is no longer about Sanders, if it ever was. It's just about your precious unsustainable imaginary future and not the hard god damn work it's going to take to get there. Privilege plain and simple, what will it hurt if Trump gets elected? They won't feel any pain from his insanity.

“I won’t vote for anybody but Bernie. I am voting for Trump.”

I feel like such an ass for clicking on this.

My namesake!

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Up front brown pants, it has the be because the dick has a blue hat on it.

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

The statement concluded, hired Fox News goons stopped pinching his morphine drip.

a smiling gap-toothed child with HIV whose greatest joy was to sit on [her] lap and drink from a bottle of Coca-Cola

Is Louise Swahili for "Becky?