Her?

“We’re gonna get married or break up.”

Nope. If I get drunk enough to tolerate the nonsense, I will pass out.

Ok, “that person”

It’s also possible this guy has no idea who she is and just grabbed as much shiny stuff as he could before running out.

I'm thinking more likely some meth head who was looking for some easy cash. But you know, could be both.

You’re paying him so somebody else doesn’t, and he can’t hurt your star players. It’s kind of like paying the mob insurance money.

womb, guns, boob

Depends on the flow rate and volume of the sweat in comparison to the river! ;)

If a woman wants to be taken seriously she should know that YELLOW IS NOT HER COLOR. Jesus lady...

whomever is standing next to the pr person at that moment just literally gets pushed to the ground out of sheer terror as the pr person runs away to stop this monstrosity

Wow, now we’re shitting on people doing charity work in Africa? Nice look, Kara.

Not sure the point of hating on this trip.. Please explain young person who knows everything about everything

Internet Woman Shits All Over Famous-ish Person Using Her Resources to Actually Help People, And Though She Might Be Blind to the Ways Her Privilege Shapes Her Perspective, It’s Still Far More Than Internet Woman Will Do

Putting aside the moral bankruptcy of this move, this is just stunningly bad PR.

More like “JESUS CHRIST CUT OFF LEGAL’S PHONELINES AND LOCK THEM IN THE BUILDING UNTIL I GET OVER THERE.”

You’d think they’d have a marketing or PR person step in with the legal team and be like, “You know, you might want to rethink this strategy...”

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

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Ahhhh, the ol’ “Hackensack Hello”