Bind, Torture, Sing?

Meatloa is a sandwich. On account of the breadcrumbs.

Respectfully, you are incorrect. These letters are what happens when you write with your visor on backwards and upside down.

Don’t be ridiculous. We don’t measure people’s faces with forceps. We measure them with calipers.

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s probably the rhyming phenomenon again. Margaret gets shortened to Meg, which then turns into Peg. Toss an affectionate diminutive “Y” on there and you get Peggy.

So, the story of the nickname “Dick” is actually pretty interesting. There’s a centuries old practice of taking short names and then rhyming them (Richard, shortened to Rick, becomes Dick; William, shortened to Will, becomes Bill; Edward, shortened to Ed, becomes Ted). Another common source of weird nicknames derives…

You buried the best part (of what is, admittedly, a terrible story of mental illness and potential violence): after admitting that her statements were “crazy,” she said that she “plans to return to Florida once she’s released.” She’s from Florida! (Of course.) 

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common…

I don’t know that I’d describe any of her singing as “shrieking.” I don’t care for most of her music, but I still think she has an amazing voice.

I read this as “can we get his state penis rescinded?” and agreed. Now that I see I misread, I still agree, but with less delight.

That’s an amazing and leisurely alley oop, for sure, but it’s definitely not no-look; he was looking at Bertans the whole time.

What do all those guys on bumble have against your gorgeous girl?

Extra extra points if you ignore mistakes between “your” and “mine” and eat my lunch out of the refrigerator again.

You are absolutely correct that service animals should be permitted on planes. That having been said, the vast majority of emotional support animals are NOT service animals. (See the third answer on the ADA website’s FAQ: https://www.ada.gov/regs2010/service_animal_qa.html).

I’ll say this about the “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR,” they lived up to their name in one respect: of all the media awards this year, they are sure to be the most dishonest and corrupt.

Never trust a politician! She just can’t keep her story straight! I mean, which one is it, a cracker or a corker?!

She’s right, except for the part where she suggests that Hollywood has not predominantly produced crap for the entirety of its existence. Hollywood only produces a handful of great movies a year, and always has. The only reason people thing the sixties and seventies produced greater quality is because the only movies…

I strong disagree with your estimation of classic musicals’ rawness. Observe the following indisputable list of the top five rawest movies of history:

I love this movie so much. The scene where the kid first mounts the horse it perfect, yet somehow still not as good as the ending, where the race track cuts back to the isolated beach. This is such a great movie.

The $188 deal on the cordless model is so good it doesn’t exist; the link sends you to the amazon page listing it at $375.

The $188 deal on the cordless model is so good it doesn’t exist; the link sends you to the amazon page listing it at…