Even the super stupid ones are perfect for Gossip Girl. Can’t you see Disraeli Caesar, the dark and brooding heir of a shipping magnate who plays by his own rules but guards a secret hurt?

I’ll be standing by!

I thought maybe he had been cast because Hollywood age-ism decided that, rather than start giving women over forty non-grandmother roles, it could stop being so sexist and start casting men over forty as decaying corpses.

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

Wait, what’s the “unsourced” part of “Congressman Ron Desantis says the shooter asked him moments before the attack whether the players were Democrats or Republicans”? Isn’t the source “Congressman Ron Desantis”?

His little trotters!!!!!!

Ask Lebron whether KD is a bad man. (His answer might surprise you!)

On the other hand, isn’t sharing the burden of providing society with common goods at the heart of a functioning and compassionate democracy? I don’t have kids either, so why do I have to pay for schools? And I have a good job and can afford basic necessities, so why should I have to subsidize Medicaid or food…

It’s actually kind of interesting. Apparently an anti-choice organization has gone to bat for her on this. http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/05/24/why_students_for_life_is_fighting_a_christian_school_that_punished_a_pregnant.html

Apparently the dude doesn’t go to that school. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/05/24/why_students_for_life_is_fighting_a_christian_school_that_punished_a_pregnant.html)

Ah yes, the fourth rule of fight club.

The arch supports are made of wadded up deeds to oil wells.

This man’s butt is a large butt.

Then they discontinued coed gym, and it was just running.

I love this story so, so much.

Yes! Thank you! I knew there was an actual name for it.

I read his statement about people not getting sick if they lead “good lives” as being a throwback to the medieval view of health and fortune as being directly tied to moral character. If a person is poor or sick, it’s because they aren’t pious enough. (Europe was apparently devastated by plagues of impiety as…

I’m no zoologist, but I believe its a “gaping” of assholes.

Don’t scoff at the efficacy of Goop’s prescription of consumption for imaginary illnesses. The shower of attention I received after decking myself out in tens of thousands of dollars of Goop’s recommended high-end frippery totally cured my children’s serious Munchausen syndromes.

Go to prison?