I love this movie so, so much. It just nonstop delightful, from soup to nuts.

Or, more accurately: yes, but now n.

Didn’t Sanders just recently refuse to endorse the Democratic candidate with a chance of winning in an upset in Georgia’s 6th District because he wasn’t convinced the guy was progressove enough?

Another terrible option would’ve been “The Black-chlorette.” There, I think that’s all of them now.

Well done, Mandrake.

That depends, how into Greekness are you? Because “[his] search for Greekness in all things is a continuing motivation, and the beauty of the Greek is everywhere, for those willing to see it.”

I’m an executive in venture capitalism with a full head of my own hair and perfect continence that I bring up for no reason.

Fear of yogurt?

I would’ve said creatine, but I’m not an expert in literary theory.

“My first book, which I wrote at seventeen-”

Academia is a farce because I got a B- on my social studies paper. Also, QED.

Not an author, because that’s too published.

He likes to present himself as an aggressive alpha male, but grammatically he’s a bottom.

The Bears.

Yeah. It’s like describing SCOTUS as a “DC Court.” Technically accurate, I guess, but the geographic location of the room where they hear argument isn’t terribly important when the the judges convene there from all over the circuit.

“Tell me, what’s the deal with your dick? And how big is your asshole. I mean, how big an asshole are you?”

Would you have stayed with your husband past the first date if you were handed a binder of all bad traits that would annoy the fuck out of you in a relationship with him but didn’t yet know all the good traits that (presumably) outweigh them? If every movie review was just a poster for the movie accompanied by a list…

You mean, because every guy is in the market for pizza-slice-patterned leggings, right?

By the by, on 30 Rock, Jenna’s husband is named Paul Lastname (pronounced Last-nuh-may). That made me so happy.

One of my friends apparently had a substitute teacher in junior high named Eda Dickie. I assume she killed herself.