Do we know whether their son originally appeared on his initial birth certificate as a Handy or Walk, with the couple subsequently changing his surname on an new birth certificate? Because if Georgia only restricts surnames on initial birth certificates, allowing the name to be changed (presumably immediately, after…

I win!

Would you object to calling something a “five-hundred-page book” or “two-hour-long movie”?

Thank you very, very, very much, for correctly spelling “wreak havoc.” You have restored my faith in Internet journalists. 

So that’s what I’ve been doing all these years! My hay fever must kick up after trips to the Indian buffet.

They should have seen this coming, since her name is essentially a combination of “aggressive” and “awful.”

I wasn’t familiar with Amoruso (I had to look her up), so my brain interpreted that as an amazing, John-Travolta-style misspelling of Omarosa.

Apparently Captain Eo fell into a budget pit almost immediately, so a LOT of the background dancers are literally just extras with no dance background taken off the street. Also, I still can’t believe it was directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starred Anjelica Huston.

Okay, so to set it to wipe, first go to “settings” then scroll down to “privacy and security,” then go to “ass cleanliness,” then switch “wipe” from “off” (the default factory setting) to “on,” then brace for some extremely aggressive robotic butthole-cleaning action.

Hah, neither! It’s SHKAH-go.

I guess the important take home here is that your analogy doesn’t work very well.

Actually, fire is often used to stop the spread of fire. For example, controlled burns are used to create barre strips, across which wild fires cannot cross for lack of fuel. Intolerance of racism is a controlled burn to staunch the rise of white nationalism.

Everyone knows that Chicagoans speak with the One True Accent, of which all others are mere perversions.

Didn’t the actresses who play Taystee and Poussey on Orange Is the New Black both go to Juilliard?

I’m glad we had this talk.

In my experience, each of the large plates is 45lbs. So, at the NFL combine, the 225lb bench press is done with two plates on each end of a standard 45lb bar.

And that’s how she treats her friends. Imagine how she treats her rivals! (Presumably also by committing violent crimes.)

Yeah, I’m not sure how Streep comes off badly in the linked article, according to which the dress beef went like this: (1) Chanel publicized that Streep backed out of wearing their dress because someone else offered to pay her to wear their dress instead, (2) Streep said Chanel’s story wasn’t true, (3) Chanel said…

Actually, since there’s a well-established market for buying space in celebrities’ wardrobes on the red carpet at major award shows, wasn’t it Chanel that was asking Streep to work for free, not the other way around? Streep has a valuable asset that lots of fashion houses wish to purchase; she was perfectly reasonable…

I disagree. Victory over Trump would be meaningless if the movement is not pure. I would rather everyone support Trump rather than have people reject Trump in a way that is anything less than aesthetically ideal.