The only way this story could be better would be if it never comes up at reunions because everyone sees it as so unremarkable.  

From this cover, I have determined that in order to be cast in a hit show one must have insanely amazing cheekbones. So I’m out.

Don’t put this on the Elder Gods; they voted for Jill Stein.

Agreed; for all intensive purposes, they’re spelling/grammar mistakes are mute in the long run...

I’m with Jolie, inasmuch as I acknowledge that washing pillows is a thing that can be done but as for myself could not give less of a shit. The day I’m appalled by the proximity of harmless and invisible dust mites while I’m unconscious will be a glorious day, since it will mean that literally every other problem on…

I don’t have the time to confirm it just now, but I am 100% certain that the lyric “Mister Clean is a muscle queen” fits perfectly into a wide variety of hilarious tunes.

Probably not worth the effort. It’s not that it’s terrible - it has some charming performances, and I thought Gosling and Stone had nice enough chemistry - it’s just so frustratingly not-an-actual-musical. I think it’s probably hard to get much satisfaction from hate watching something that just refuses to commit;…

Everyone should go watch Pajama Game immediately.

On the other hand, I found it wan and disappointing because I love old school musicals. After it ended, we went straight home and watched Singing in the Rain as a palate cleanser.

That’s the joke.

Amendola already has a ring, though. Did you know that?

Oh, I don’t know about that. When they put their platform into effect, I imagine a lot of Americans will end up living in tents.

Not much of a strategy for those of us whose genitals have seen it all. They’re just about unshockable. Although mine would probably be pretty shocked if I tried to cast them into a pig.

That depends; whose blood is it?

Something involving communists, I think.

Ah, I see. For some reason I had it my head that we were talking about people walking off the job (or otherwise protesting on stage). I have no idea how I got stuck on that idea, though. Sorry for the confusion.

Yeah, that’s fair.

Does that extend to everyone? Must every security guard, waiter, photographer, accountant, and so on and so on be allowed to refuse to do their jobs without consequence if the companies they work for are hired to provide security/catering/photographs/accounting services for a political event? What about religious…

Doesn’t the question of whether they can be sued depend on the terms of their contract? It’s not crazy to think that their contracts might include provisions governing refusals to perform their contractual obligations that result in foreseeable financial losses to the employer. And it’s not clear how such provisions…

I’m not sure what else the union could say. If this is not a strike-able dispute under the law, then it’s the union’s obligation to inform its members that if they strike over this dispute — that is, refuse to perform their job duties — they will not have the usual legal protections.