There are worse things than falconry. My wife’s high school singing career included, in addition to many defensible choirs, a madrigal choir that involved dressing up in ridiculous period garb. All of the photographs from this period are taken through an almost impenetrable haze of embarrassment.

Do we get a refund for the public expense of the law enforcement response to his romantic gesture?

But they did end up having make up sex; the Feds caught them in bed together when they came to arrest him for calling in fake bomb threats about her! Clearly, they are doing it very extremely totally right and healthily!

Wait, can I touch my own hair? Because I definitely still don’t know how it works.

It’s because we’re not 100% on how to pronounce dengue.

Neil: 72?! My ass is sweaty!

His way:

He won’t empty it right?

That can’t possibly be it, since they haven’t killed each other.

I assumed that it was to get his hand even closer to his heart, as part of his elaborate competitive performance of patriotism.

That would explain why he had “hip-hop duo Rizzle Kicks” - a group that, by its name, could only possibly be a band for/of children, ala Kidz Bop - perform at his birthday party.

But we can only care about one thing! If you care about the wage gap in America, then you don’t care about honor killings in India!

It depends on your perspective. If you’re a person who understands that other people, even people with vaginas, are real people with their own internal lives, then a pretty girl wearing a bikini could be interpreted as wearing it for a variety of reasons, including that it’s hot outside, she is getting a tan, or she…

I see the point, but it’s a misogynist point.

I don’t know about that. Taylor Swift has made a career out of being publicly virginal and thus far has totally avoided any criticism at all from anyone. Totally.

See, she’s misunderstanding that bit about there being people in prison who will “take her out.” That wasn’t a threat, that was a reference to the unity of the inmate community as a constituency and its ability to advocate for political change.

Fun fact: Guatemala elected a comedian president. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-lat…

I had never head the term “pink gluehole” before. Thank you very much for this precious gift.

Hey, as long as he votes as he’s told to on judicial nominees, I’ll take it.

Well, it won’t hurt him enough. (Inasmuch as it could never be enough.)