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I think of the dad/husband/brother/son-based feminism as pragmatic politics. Since legislation requires popular support and lots of people are unable to recognize, let alone care about, the struggles of strangers, getting those people personally invested is a good way of acquiring the necessary support. Although it

I strongly disagree with the statement that “we don’t need to see them eating frozen yogurt together.” Every episode of every show on every channel should contain at least one scene in which all the main characters eat frozen yogurt together.

I don’t think “Elgorts” is the plural of “Elgort.” It doesn’t look right. Maybe Elgortim?

I have all of Darla Jareth-Eelsworth’s etiquette manuals.

In fairness, small people are not to be trusted. Just look at all the trouble Napoleon made.

It’s also true that a person can be both racist and politically correct in their public speech. See, e.g., mainstream conservative politics.

Setting aside the fact that your dictionary link does not provide “pussy” as an abbreviation of “pusillanimous,” is that the colloquial understanding of this word? Or does the unbelievably vast majority of the population understand this word to be a reference to a woman’s genitals (unless in a limited context

People are really underestimating Eastwood’s political clout. After all, remember: that chair was not elected.

As a brief diversion from all these actually substantive comments, I would like to mention that, although I have never been a fan of the early-Beiber hairdo, she is, against all odds, really pulling it off. Bravo.

One-and-a-half decades?

My poor reading comprehension initially had me marveling at the age of this flamingo while wondering whether you can be charged with assault for attacking a bird.

If he was a DNC mole he wouldn’t be floating the idea that the general election is rigged, that the Clinton won’t really be the president if she’s elected. In other words, he’d be a trainwreck of a candidate without attempting to fundamentally undermine the legitimacy of democratic institutions to shield his ego if he

They’re orange. And if you set them on end, they lean to the right. And they hate Mexicans.

Thank god in not the only person covered in slime mold. I blame these poly blends.

That’s legit true.

Of course he wouldn’t be okay with any of those people. After all, they’re Europeans; he’s only okay with American of European descent.

I never really understood what people meant, but then I saw David Duke and was like “hey, I guess you can bleach an asshole!”

I’m very, very upset how much David Duke looks like an old Luke Skywalker. That better not be where Episode VIII is going.

I read that as “Thanks, Boners!” and was like “Yeah!”

And if you like visually sumptuous movies but prefer that they not make so much sense while inspiring terrible screaming nightmares, check out Tarsem’s other film, The Cell.