Totally! Seeing the look of emptiness on a partner’s face after really sticking the landing on a great pun is almost as satisfying as the look of emptiness on on her face after lovemaking.

“Hey, I’ve never done that before. But, what the heck, let’s give it a menage a TRY! Get it? Like — wait, you guys!”

I know, right? You can’t have a Killer Croc movie without sexism! That’d by like having a Wonder Woman movie without anti-vax-ism or a Wolverine movie without antisemitism!

What if did the Guardians of the Galaxy but made it “crushingly puerile”? Alright, let’s go!

I’ve striven to overcome my lowly circumstances.

He’s got the eyes for it.

So, so good. Please comment on everything from now on. The world needs more of this.

Yeah, we might be talking past each other a little bit. Interesting side note: apparently one of the reasons that the Republicans haven’t been able to turn their control of the House and Senate into legislation (even if only to be vetoed) is that the 2011 ban on earmarks has deprived congressional leadership with any…

There’s an unspoken assumption that even though they won’t compromise to support Clinton, the majority of primary voters who supported Clinton would compromise and support Sanders if Clinton was stripped of the nomination.

I agree. Although it’s a shame that “playing politics” has gotten such a bad wrap. I mean, playing politics is literally the mechanism by which our democracy operates. Presidential candidates have to compromise on their ideal vision to gather enough popular support to be elected. Then, once elected, they need to…

Even if divided government prevents us from taking one step forward, the presidential veto prevents us from taking two steps back.

Remember Susan Sarandan’s statement? She said that she would vote for Trump over Clinton because it would hasten the revolution, presumably by making life so terrible for so many people (although not her, of course) that violent uprising would be the only recourse (although she wouldn’t have to be involved with any of…

Absolutely. And if I had a choice between banking on a voting block of young people (who historically turn out for the general election at extremely low rates) or a block of older African-American women (who historically turn out at amazingly high rates), I know which block I’d be more confident in.

That’s the most frustrating and discouraging aspect of elections in America (especially this year, but every cycle to a degree): an awful lot of people fundamentally do not understand what government does or how. They don’t understand the roles of Congress or the Supreme Court, or how those roles prevent any president…

I can’t believe people didn’t call protective services or something when this picture came out.

He is absolutely wearing a tie from Trump’s “American Psycho” line.

But if his suit is based on gender discrimination, isn’t the critical question not that of his innocence with respect to the particular offense, but whether the finding that he should be disciplined was discrimination based on his gender? That is, that he was disciplined in a way that a woman accused of the same thing…

I found that having songs with the same beats per minute as my natural stride was super helpful, since I just naturally fall into running in time to the music. (Apparently studies show that this reduces your perception of how hard you’re working, which is critical for a lazy toad such as myself.) So if you have a song…

May it please the court: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

Sovereign citizens’ fervent belief in the binding legal effect of capitalization is astounding.