It just struck me that Betsy DeVos has the face of a woman who’s never had her puss eaten.

John Oliver can say the words I want to say better than I could ever dream: gun control needs to be a daily fight, I would say moreso on a state level at this point because Federal is apparently ignorable.

A fixation on sexual repression, AND THEREFORE SEX, instilled at a young age is not going to fuck everybody up but it sure is going to fuck some people up. Like even as a Catholic, when I first learned what a “virgin” meant and realized we were worshipping Mary because of it I was really fucking disturbed! And when…

Um, first of all, who were these fans demanding another movie? Second of all, if she said she wasn’t interested and they were still so insistent on doing this damn movie, why not just write her out of it? Shit, that’s what they were going to do w/ Star Wars if one of the original stars wasn’t down with it. Blaming…

The NRA is a terrorist organization.

Which makes the ‘hell’ tweets so much more emphatic. Dude has never said an unkind word about anyone. I think he even complimented Dick van Dyck’s cockney accent in ‘Mary Poppins’.

I took the opportunity to show my mom Trump’s true colors this morning via his tweets. She shrank back into her excuse that she doesn’t want to talk about politics and is instead praying for our leadership/country.

Ah, I remember the days when it was cool and expected for celebrities to be open books on talk shows: Peak Oprah (2003-5?). Oscar winners would volunteer what went wrong in their last marriage, what work they had done (or were considering), who they were dating and how it was going. Their sex lives. They went INTO it.

Mary-Kate and Ashley often end up looking like snobs and ingrates when these stories come to light, but—

Yassss! Also, she’s a katrillion-aire, she’s not exactly a typical 20 year old! And 2 of her sisters have fertility issues, so like, if I were her and got pregnant, I’d be like, maybe this is my only chance. Also, 20 is not 12??? She is an adult??? 20 seems like a fine age to have a baby???

Congrats to her! :) No snark here. I’ve seen enough gross comments against women on every media platform lately. Hope the pregnancy goes well and the bebe is healthy and happy.

Boo hoo.

Yes, congratulations to Sean Spicer for lobotomising the US public, enabling everyone to forget his disgusting commentary for 45.

The Nazi’s were just doing their job as well, Spicey. Even if I wasn’t a child of a Holocaust survivor, I’d find this nonsensical line of reasoning a goddamn disgrace.

That Denise episode was amazing.

I wonder if he still has the giant hand-carved wooden penis?

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND…

What if my plan to infiltrate a prison horribly backfires on me?