Got one for you. Years back, my sisters boyfriend worked for a family restaurant (the one with the Fat Kid as a mascot). Their Thanksgiving dinners were one of their big deals, for those families who had been either worked too hard or just too lazy to make their own. Well, sister’s boyfriend had been working there for…
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THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE, COLIN
Seconded, because I’m from the US portion of North America and this is not a thing here. It has to be Canada’s fault, because what the righteous fuck - was Justin Bieber not enough, you rotten bastards?
Cocktail sause is horseradish and ketchup. Would it have killed them to humor the guy?
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KAZZZOOOOOOOOOS is brilliant! But god, much as I want to give it #1 the image of the real #1 sitting next to that customer and shoveling popcorn into her face is brilliant. “Here ground! This is for you! Don’t worry chair, it’s not free if I give it to you!”
MOTHER MUST HAVE IT
Wow, I never thought I’d read those words in that sequence.
6. Brad Halsey:
I would also submit that Pinkham was the hero we deserve.
I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.
mother likes her food very hot. piping hot food for mother
Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.
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Let us all raise a monogrammed thermos of Piglio Griglio in salute.
No breaks from reality allowed! Only serious adult political business 24/7!
“I will follow him
I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.
I think you mean “In the mouth part of my face”. . . :-)