This one!!! I put it on salads, eggs, sandwiches....

Well done!

Question: If a subsite routinely gets 1k+ comments and has multiple weekly features with huge followings, what fucking sense does it make to shutter it?

I told my husband about the deep bowl lady. His response:

Seriously? Their bread is awful and dry. It has to be the worst possible place to get a sandwich in any town in the country.

I once saw a guy dip his french fries in his ashtray while he was watching the game. He only did it with two french fries before he noticed he wasn’t getting any ketchup, but I felt like that was one time too many.

Bringing your own hot sauce is totally reasonable. Also, when Splenda first became popular, one of my regulars started bringing her own since we didn’t carry it. I was very happy to have her continued business, as she was a pleasant person and a good tipper, unlike many of my customers, who unreasonably took out their…

The chicken wings weren’t foreplay...they were fowl play.

Clearly the real problem is that there was no partner in crime to sing Funky Town.

if “chicken tossing” wasn’t a euphemism before, it sure is now!

“I’m afraid of deep things” is just pretty great and wonderful. And hey, she owned it. She’s not allergic to deep things, she’s not intestinally sensitive to deep things, she hasn’t been warned by her doctor or chiropractor or astrologist not to drink from deep things. She’s just afraid of deep things. I can respect…

It’s a great choice when you need a sandwich that tastes like nothing but iceberg lettuce and cheap mayo.

I once delivered pizza to two possibly attractive young women who were playing dress up with each other. One was dressed like a football player with shoulder pads and the other one kinda looked like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs while he is dancing around in that robe thing.

Straw Lady was disappointing. Because she had the chance to literally walk next door and punch Jimmy John Liautaud in the face.

You mean the gluten that holds us all together...

BCO memes all make good band names. But I look forward to IK’s hit single “SOOOOOUUUUPP!!”.

For me it’s less about “I can’t drink this without a straw” and more about “I worked in food service and ordered supplies, I fucking well know how little straws cost, I can’t believe you’re that damn cheap.”

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

To be fair, the complaint is perfectly valid. I’d want a fucking straw too, though I wouldn’t drive down there and scare the employees to get one.