Interestingly enough, while the bowels empty themselves, a tiny pixie voice says “shittles” with each push.
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN RESTURERENT JOURNALISM
“... shits skittles.”
Agreed, but with one small adjustment:
Tipping is the worst thing about America.
Have you considered the reason you’re unpopular is because you’re entirely full of shit? Because I’ve worked a significant number of 6-hour shifts (most serving shifts tend to be around 6 hours, unless you’re working a double) and made $30 due to lack of business.
I was keeping it together until “Candelabra Eurospoon.” Then I died.
Way to batter those puns to death.
Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica:
In other words, this Waffle House hashbrowned story was poorly Covered before it was Scattered and Smothered all over by conservatives who Chunked it off to their buddies. Topped off by the fact this guy Diced his chances before, the staff was rightly Peppered that someone could wind up Capped by his recklesness. I…
I’m just saying before the point she was in London, she easily could have avoided much exposure to meat. After she was there, having presumably immediately started eating hamburgers, it starts getting really weird she didn’t figure it out, though.
Let me guess. You’ve never worked in a restaurant. Because yes, people are absolutely and regularly that stupid.
When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.
EVERY. THING. This BCO... THIS BCO, it... has EVERY. THING.
I have a confession. I was once one of these customers.
I still expect to see my dumbass Caesar Salad story on here some day. I always loved Caesar Salad and ordered one at an upscale restaurant in Palo Alto. When it came, there were what I thought were to strips of soggy bacon on top. I thought to myself that that was interesting, but hey - Bacon! Threw the first piece…
It pleases my inner 13 year old boy to know that sorority girls know what vagina tastes like. But confuses the 30 year old man in me that it tastes like blueberries. Humph...
She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!