Like I said, fuck Seattle rent. And Seattle parking. And Seattle local politics. Nice place to visit, but I’m glad I don’t live there. I’m perfectly happy tucked into the forest by the river, a hiking trail literally right out my front door, with twice as much space for half as much coin.

Good to see you back round here, by the way.

haha.. Dev did that too! When it was raining outside, he.. did not like getting wet. Some times he’d not go outside unless you showed him a towel you’d use to dry him off when he came in.. he had big fun then, I’d hold the towel between my legs and he’d run through and I’d give him a good rub down, he’d turn around…

I’m glad you’re getting to him young. I can’t seem to convince people that sugar is sugar, and whether it’s from sugarcane, corn, fruit, beets, trees or succulent plant, eating a diet laden with it isn’t all that healthy.

All of those little dogs play hard to get. They need to feel that they have some agency withen their tiny bodies. I had a Pomeranian and a German Shepard. I could pick up the Pom anytime and toss him outside whenever. The Shepard would have to be lured outside with cookies. “Wanna cookie...yes? Cookie OUTSIDE..!”…

Silly is life, love.

Wow. They look like gang members there. I will, eat some gigantic marshmallows today in retort.

I think almond flour crepes sound good too, but I’m not going to pretend they’re any healthier than something with flour or another grain.

Home is land of great food, wine, cheese and bread. Aka France.

Yeah, it’s called the service industry because you serve people. It’s not called the servile to assholes industry And some of these customers defy all but strongest of people skills.

Im always so late - I’ll never get out of the grays.... But will share anyway

I have a KAZOOOOOS! story.

My best friend was a bartender at a wing joint for many years which upped her ZFG attitude to 1000% by the time this happened:

First time posting, so I know I’ll be grayed but... I was an usher for the theater at my university. I was working an event (a classical music recital put on by a senior student as her last show), but at the smaller theater on campus just a few yards from ours, there was a student-run battle of the bands. One of the…

Last week I had a “I’m just going to take this” interaction. At the performance venue where I work we only sell bottled water, we don’t do cups of tap water. I realize this is annoying but it isn’t uncommon.

I worked at a sushi restaurant in Fort Collins during my latter college years. It was owned by Chinese people, but of course everyone just assumed they were Japanese.

One day it was taking a very long time for sushi to go out (hahah jk that was every day) and the patriarch of the family I was serving said, “God, you’d…

WHITE WOLF LODGE’S SALUTE TO GILROY

“Me: (fed up) No, we’re an alligator and party hat place, and today we’re giving away KAZOOOOOS!”

This one time, my sister and I were at a Chinese restaurant, and we hadn’t sen each other in a while so we were chatting, and we ort of let time slip by, before I realized that although we had been seated and handed menus and such, we hadn’t seen our server in nearly a half hour, and it wasn’t a particularly busy day.…

I’ve heard that a lot. And I have now lived in San Jose for a little over twenty years and haven’t hit the Garlic Festival even once.