Religious people, please stop leaving pamphlets and personal messages about salvation in lieu of tips! It’s not special; it’s not giving anyone warm fuzzies; I doubt you’ve saved any souls that way; probably you’ve caused some server to to take great licences with the name of your Lord and Savior when they discover…

FUUUUUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

I live in a suburb with a pretty large community of observant Jews and a few times when we’ve had neighborhood picnics at the nearby park one or more of the families who stay kosher have brought their gas grills and grilling equipment from home in order to provide kosher hamburgers and hot dogs to those who want them.…

I got the same reaction for offering coffee to Mormons. “WE don’t drink coffee.” Man, I can’t tell that you’re a Mo, and you’re sitting in my section during breakfast. Just order your Coke and don’t be sanctimonious about it.

You’ll save bread?

Chef here. Bacon in oven is a restaurant thing. Most places will oven bake all the bacon they’ll need for a shift in one go. I have never worked in a place where they make bacon individually for every order. You can cook a ton of bacon in 10 minutes in an oven. Chances are, you’ve had tons of oven baked bacon and you…

Seriously, the greatest religious conversion of my life was accepting the superiority of oven-cooked bacon. Line a cookie sheet with foil, get as close as you can to a single layer of bacon, bake at 400. Turn the slices after maybe 15 minutes, depending on how thickly they’re sliced. Really crisp, evenly-cooked bacon…

As a special weekend BCO...

HUMBLEBRAG!

An hour.

Jesus, take the meal.

I feel like JESUS would just have everyone over for a potluck cookout. He would be like, “No person shall serve for money. Serve for love~ Come to my 12 hour daily potluck for as long as you like and drink my wine~ Bring what you can~”

This happened to my friend IRL, she was seriously injured in an accident at a Christian summer camp and instead of calling an ambulance straight away, the adults in charge prayed for over an hour before calling the ambulance.

I’m just trying to imagine Jesus trying to get shit comp’d at a restaurant, especially if there was nothing wrong with it. It might be one of the least Christ-like things you could do.

I would think it’s the second. I know a lot of genuinely lovely people who are religious. They would pray for the seizure lady but only after calling 911 or while they were helping .

In my culture, we give food to ghosts or spirits. We burn it so it can go to them. When I was reading the story, I was thinking you’re suppose to burn the food so Jesus can eat it. You’re doing it wrong. Then I remember not everyone has the same traditions.

I remember someone posted on another article, they passed out and woke up to find a prayer circle around them. No one thought to call 911 or get a doctor. The poster was okay but what if the hadn’t been?

“Frat boy Jeffrey Dahmer” is the scariest thing ever written. I need to take a shower.

The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.