Ya you might want to look into getting right with Jesus because clearly God abandoned you that day.

I think I’d rather read poop stories instead of this week’s post. Humanity is so fucked.

And Parkland IS the ghetto...

Isn’t Lakewood the Florida of Washington? If I’m wrong I owe you a growler from Seven Seas.

I would like to say as a person from Tacoma I’d just like it noted this actually happened in Parkland a suburb of Tacoma. Not Tacoma proper.

Marijuana advocates are the exemplars of the expression, “I really hate that I agree with you.”

Definitely Team Nobody for me. The restaurant didn’t have to be dicks about it, just say “they used drugs on the job, we have a policy about that, they were fired.” and leave it at that.

Mark begs to differ.

That’s because members of the military are subject to civilian law enforcement. And when they get done with you, they are also subject to the Uniform Code Of Military Justice. And no, the military has no problem with punishing you a second time for a crime.

you can send them to mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.

That is unsanitary and no, it is not that hard to take your child to the bathroom and change them. I had people do that on the outdoor tables where I worked before. Really? We would just cringe and stare when they did that.

It’s standard that any business that gets stiffed by a service member can take it directly to the base. The command will find the am and force them to make amends, even garnishing pay to do it. It also may lead to an article 15 non judicial proceeding in which the sm’s command will proscribe a punishment such as…

This seems like an excellent use of JNCO jeans and hot topic goth pants.

Every single admiral and general had to come up from second lieutenant or ensign, and as such have had common sense beaten in to them by a series of non-coms who work for a living and take no shit, and have in their job description to beat common sense into second lieutenants and ensigns. So when they get to flag…

All of the stories made me laugh, because I am a bad person. However, I will say that the bar mat shot and the eye drop trick can lose a business their liquor license, and the eye drop trick is regarded as aggravated assault, since one is, in essence, poisoning someone. Most eye drops don’t have that ingredient in it,…

My youngest daughter (16) just started working at McDonalds and she will be an order taker. She’s only been there a few days and already comes home with stories about the customers she’s had. (One large family ordered 17 McChickens, which required a manager override, and a bunch of other stuff.) I told her I’m going…

The maniacal laugh that happened when I found THAT picture cannot be described in mere words.

I’ll say this: I used to get a lot of very high-ranking Admirals and Generals on lunch shifts when I worked in Crystal City (right near the Pentagon). Every single one I ever served—without fail—was a great customer—super polite, good tippers, didn’t make a fuss. I know YMMV may vary and all, but my personal…

Twelve years ago when I was homeless in Baltimore and lurking around a RoFo dumpster the Krispy Kreme driver told me that any night I was outside when he got there I could have every 12 hr old donut (all destined for said dumpster if I wasn't there at drop off time). He would bag them nicely and wish me well. Thank u…

I really feel for young people chasing a job, I have no problem ending an interview and saying, “I am not a good fit, have a nice day” and have done it several times within 5 minutes, One place I did it before the interview from how I saw two managers treating the receptionist. If they treat the receptionist like…