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That photo is going up in kitchens all over the place right now, I'll bet...

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

Since even dumb phones have a tip calculator, this is a complete bullshit on her part.

Opening an app and inputting the info takes more time than doing 3rd grade level math in your head.

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

Also, can we talk about the hypocrisy in this article? Bartlett wants owners to "improve the livelihood of those in the service industry." Well, by not tipping, Bartlett is supporting the owner's businesses (by eating the food) while simultaneously screwing over the workers (by not leaving a tip). Also. To hold China

This story made me laugh. My husband is from Pakistan but lived in Mexico for a few years, where he learned "oil platform Spanish", which is apparently very close to "restaurant Spanish". Twenty odd years after, whenever he's annoyed his rantings are still peppered with "hijo de la chingada", "hijo de su puta madre"

And Jesus said, let there be poop!

I think "not fit for Christian buttcheeks" is how I'm going to answer anyone asking for my opinion about anything now. "Hey, how's the food?" "Not fit for Christian buttcheeks." "What did you think of the play?" "Not fit for Christian buttcheeks!" "What do you think is your biggest strength?" "Um....I'm

Or actually, farts smell like hotdogs because you ate a hotdog and farted. That's just basic fart science, guys.

And doesn't he know that ALL claw machines are a rip off??

My family used to go on road trips in our 16 passenger van every few years to visit our great-grandmother in South Carolina. We would always stop one night at a motel 6 or some cheapy motel sans diner , and eat breakfast at another sketchy diner the next morning. One year it was The Waffle House... or should I say,

Jaden Smith was having a bad day, I see.

Is it not EXHAUSTING to hold down the shift key for every word? And does this person believe that's how you're supposed to write sentences? This is not the first time I've seen this phenomenon. THESE ARE REAL QUESTIONS I HAVE.

Where have you been that you have not heard about the mustard?