When I was wee bee-eater, my fam was in San Diego to ogle the trapped animals. One night, we went to an Outback. The guy there was AMAZING. Called my dad "boss", memorized our orders, and went above and beyond for my sister and I, who were fanatically picky eaters. My dad stops him in front of the manager and handed…

Heh. I live in NJ. When the first Walmart here opened, they got a special waiver from corporate to have the greeters not actually greet people because it was making the customers uncomfortable and downright surly. The "greeters" here still only gather carts.

People who don't tip reasonably should not be eating at restaurants then, full stop. In Canada and America, servers are paid less (sometimes a LOT less) than regular minimum wage, so it does indeed become the obligation of the customer to fill in the rest. Whether you are aware of it or not, this is the bargain that…

If the Waffle House waitress is friendly to me, asks if I want drink refills and just generally seems to care whether I enjoy my meal, then she gets the same percentage from me that I give a server in a more expensive restaurant. In fact, I'm inclined to tip her more because she's likely being paid a pittance.

I want her to get trashed and love her skin and come out of the closet.

Why would an owner want the server to not write down the order?? That just seems like a one way street to fucked up orders and wasted food.

I COME TO HER HOUSE AND EAT ALL OF HER BREAD

It's worth noting that there are places that refuse to allow servers to write things down. I refused to work at those places, because fuck that, I have enough shit to remember without needing to memorize everyone's bullshit special orders.

In America, waiters have to pay taxes on 10% of their sales. So for instance, if your bill was $100, the waiter has to pay taxes on $10 of income, because the government assumes that they made AT LEAST a 10% tip. So by giving them less than 10%, the poor waiter is paying income tax on money they never received. Yes,…

Idk servers very rarely like conversations on busy nights.

sadly no. But this is what went down.

you may be dutch but your post also says you're an asshole. a big fat dutch asshole.

Please stay in the Netherlands, then. Preferably in your house and nowhere near a restaurant.

In Europe, waiters don't live off of their tips. In America, they do. America does not require a minimum wage for certain service positions specifically because of tips. By paying two dollars for hours worth of work (which that $197 bill represents), the customer was essentially saying that the wait staff did such a…

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

Yea I just go like this basically:

Do Barelylethal and I need to handle her? WE WILL HANDLE HER.

I am 19. It shall be titled, "Memoirs of a Gaysian."

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Tell me, is it hard to murder bad tippers when you're in the advanced stages of pregnancy? Do you need us to donate to a kickstarter to fund your defense team?