jewiseman
This may be as good as we'll ever be
jewiseman

What I’m getting from the review is that this movie is not worth my time. What I’m getting from the comment section is that Jennifer Lawrence appears fully nude at some point, which suggests it’s worth at least a brief moment of my time.

Unfortunately, your comment runs out of gas way before its end.

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

I like how your line is “I hate Miller but like enjoying things so I’ll still watch it”. So really you only care as much as what serves your own pleasure. 

You can’t mumble the message of a pop song in the last verse.”

Everyone uses pronouns.  You used six in your post just now.

This is a trick question, because there’s no way in hell that I’m working for that guy.

Look, man. If we’re going to enter into a streaming arrangement where you keep pulling the rug from underneath me on originals, I’m still going to get them.

Won’t someone think of the drunks?

You should consider lying next time.

Austin, TX is not exactly that, though, and has a pretty significant tech industry and workforce. And as a result, it has many of the same issues that California presents - high cost of living (no state income tax - but huge property tax on real estate, as well as very expensive housing). Austin, then, is pretty darn

Couldn’t disagree more with Rudy being #1, but I know I’m in the minority so I can accept it. HOWEVER, how do you completely leave off Necessary Roughness?

Controversial pick but I stand by you guys for making Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver #1. 

Absolutely beautiful. Well done.  

 Elon's never gonna fuck you.

He also played God 

Yeah - he looks astonishingly fit for any decade.

A few things with your post:

Wow, sucks for anyone on legitimate leave who can't click the link 

That was so well done that I don’t even care if any part of the story is true.