Fool! I watched all my MCU movies in French with English subtitles! Who’s the really cinema appreciator now?!

Stand strong, son. I feel your pain.  People like you who have to endure such hardships are the real heroes.

Rocket and Nebula holding hands. Cyborgs abused and programmed by their creators. Despite the loss of their loved ones, they both find peace and understanding through empathy.

He left his laptop on the subway mid-comment, and somebody else finished it. 

You seem pretty negative, just don’t buy it lol. This obviously isn’t for you, but it’s certainly something I am interested in!

Nintendo has a culture...Sony and Microsoft do not. Nintendo has MANY decades long exclusive titles....Sony and Microsoft have one? two? that are kinda generic AAA games. Nintendo is a publisher and a developer...Sony and Microsoft are not (or are barely? the fact that I don’t even know says a lot). Nintendo picks and…

Nintendo Directs work because the company can keep a secret. It’s not uncommon for a Direct to be like, here’s Super Mario 3D World. We’ve never mentioned its existence before, but it will be ready in a few months and really fucking good. You like Majora’s Mask? We’ll put a remake on 3DS in a couple of weeks - it’s…

Furthering the irresponsible Holocaust comparisons, I see they’ve made the interesting choice to replicate the Magneto-in-Auschwitz scene from X-Men.

I’d love to see a Faith based distopian film showing what Christians believe the world will look like if liberals take the reigns of power.

Dear Atlus please let me be a girl who does kisses at other girls. Thabnhks

I was hoping it would release for the Switch. Persona 5 on the go would be amazing.

He’s so rich he actually owns five guys. Their sole purpose is to lift him from his bed in the morning and write new quips to tell Charles Barkley.

Would you settle for pensive and a little sexy?

Seriously though, has William Hughes never heard of Hanlon’s Razor?

For what it’s worth, Marvel has now fixed the error—which is to say, the deliberate decision that they made and then got yelled at for.

I think the most important thing is that millions of Internet nerds who have absolutely no information about what actually went on behind the scenes get a chance to express their exceedingly intense opinions about this.

OH DEAR GOD 18-24 YEAR OLDS ARE BACKLASHING