Disney was making a big push into TRON in the early 2010s, but TRON: Legacy only did alright at the box office, so when they bought Star Wars they decided that was all the sci-fi stuff they needed. Shame. I love Legacy and Uprising, and I really hope they manage to get a new movie or series out.

Doom’s presence alone is enough of a gift, is it not?

I imagine this is just the strategy for starting up the company. Get big press for an out-there business strategy, get new talent, start selling film and TV rights, and then start selling trades once you’ve built up a demand.

You better watch yourself, man. You do not fuckle with Shuckle.

If you’re going to eat fried chicken for breakfast, you either make chicken and waffles or you have a subpar meal.

At least Disney does shit other than buy other companies.

This could maybe work as its own story, but not as a piece of a larger franchise. Just make up some sci-fi/fantasy universe to introduce a wide-eyed kid who tries to be a good leader and slowly becomes a monster. I don’t think this story would work if we already know exactly how it ends.

Hamburger is, by definition, a sandwich. The problem is that you made too nonspecific of a request. You can’t get mad because someone fulfilled your request to the best of their ability.

A genuinely great Power Rangers movie is absolutely possible, and I find it kind of bizarre that no one’s managed to do it yet. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is just as, if not more weird than Power Rangers, and yet they’ve got four at least watchable movies. I think the issue with Power Rangers is the main issue with…

I’m willing to bet the plot, antagonist, and urgency will be there, it’s just not touched on here, since the teaser is focused on introducing the premise and main characters.

Isn’t that Luigi Prime?

Holy shit, a new Space Channel 5 thing? On top of a new(ish) Super Monkey Ball game? What’s up with Sega actually doing things with their franchises all of a sudden?

If the only specifics I gave the errand boy were to pick me up a sandwich, then I should be prepared for literally anything he brings me. A sandwich is a massive metacategory of food that encompasses millions of possible dishes. I’m not allowed to be upset if he followed my orders to the best of his abilities.

It’s addictive in the same way gambling’s addictive. 99% of the time you will lose money. But that 1% happens just frequently enough to almost, maybe, not quite justify it.=

Because they’re made mostly of peppers, I get it.

Gingerbread houses generally contain non-gingerbread candies, so it’s possible they eat those. Since icing is a craft adhesive and gumdrops are textiles, maybe there are gingerbread fishing communities that subsist on Swedish Fish and gummy sharks?

Sephiroth isn’t. Cloud is the only Final Fantasy character with any kind of representation in Super Smash Bros.

Oh fuck they’re dropping the Fiery shells? Put one of those in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and it’s the straight-up best thing on the menu.

Oh man now everything about Steven Universe makes sense.

Because where there is money to be made, Netflix is there to make it.