What you’ve said was absolutely incorrect in every conceivable way and I believe you should be submitted to a mental institution for even considering it, but I have to respect that you came out and said something you knew would be unpopular.

The universal rule is 12 kilometers out is international waters and is therefore governed only by nautical law.

The reason what he said is bad is because, while it is true, it’s inherently dismissive of the victims of the “lesser crime,” and acts as an excuse for something that frequently leads to something worse down the line. What he’s saying isn’t literally incorrect, but his saying it makes has some pretty messed-up…

Frankly, I think what you’re saying is small-minded. We already have (admittedly conceptual) methods of constructing faster-than-light travel, limitless energy generators, and instantaneous long-distance communication, and our most absolute bleeding-edge tech is scratching only the barest surface of what science can…

It really isn’t. It’s completely reasonable that someone would take the five minutes to look up a potential album title in case something’s wrong. It doesn’t matter how you rephrase it to make it sound unreasonable.

The horror thing is obviously just the inherent humor in it: the idea that a terrifying monster is actually a paragon of the LGBTQ+ community is funny on the face of it, and Pennywise’s involvement is obviously just an extension of the joke. The fact that they both have fixations on harming children is likely just…