too bad they weren’t released from prison in the direction of a firing squad.

it doesn’t get any better after that.

the six people who ate them didn’t either

I said in 2020; 

god i hope they learned some tricks to keep things working because otherwise this game is gonna run like 10fps at best on a switch.

set fire to texas and walk away. 

here’s an idea.

unless you’re black.

look, as much ‘fun’ as there is to be had putting the screws to desantis for being a schmuck, i’d much rather we come together and set him on fire.

hard disagree, it always tastes like dryer sheets to me.

i mean it was either going to be that or drunken rednecks murdering people with a fucking insurrection.

I want this goddamn bastard’s head. 

They need to get his phone away from him god damn it 

i’m in a blue state and.... yep, i’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

every time i think of this bitch i just imagine she smells like a flaming bag of shit.

to be fair it was always riot juice, even before sunny.

here’s a thought. blow up mar-a-lago. fuck it, smoking crater time.

Gotta keep beating that dead horse

Can we go ahead and just ban republicans from businesses and homes?

Even for a jackass who calls himself rock hard. Fuck right off you tiny shrimp dick. Like... I get it. You've been angling to fuck me in your own special way, but holy Christ man, I need more than 5 centimeters