This is why we needed to drag the hamburglar out of his florida hidey-hole and shoot him in the street to leave an example to these assholes.

How have we not killed 4chan yet?

You know damn well his incel-meme crowd is throwing money at him hand over fist for their little check marks.

We need to pay the bills.

Yeah we will.

Gnash your teeth harder, asshole

You fucking shut your whore mouth you stupid asshole

We can only hope. 

Came here to say this 

Who the fuck said we were owed twitter? We’re annoyed because he’s going to do some really repugnant shit with his new shiny plaything that he tried backing out of several times and the fact is that if he didn’t he would’ve had to pay out the nose anyway. He’s a goddamn manchild who has fleeced you fuckers into…

L A W Y E R  U P !

My questionable life choice is dealing with fucking dregs like your tired ass. But hey, y’all wanna keep trying to rape/murder me, so I guess that’s just my lot in life, just like your lot in life is being a pathetic asshole.

Just gonna throw your username back in your face, okcoolwhatever.

I don't know how else I was supposed to scream at republican politicians 

Glad to know the watch captain is buying all the candy.

I heard this yesterday, and it was already kind of a WASP nest, but christ, this is going to be a total shitshow.

even still, those things are actually worth money now, despite gathering dust on the bottom of gamestop shelves for years.

I like how the guy constantly bitching about taco bell is eating at 7/11. Also, makes sense that you’re from philly. 

found out the phillies are close to winning again and I keep finding new reasons why I’m so glad I left philadelphia.

eugh. joel olsteen.