yuuuuuuuup.

Are you still here? Go have a juice box, take a nap. The adults are talking.

“maybe I’m old fashioned”.

I’ll still tip, but I’m tired of restaurants not paying their staff well. I’m here to buy things from you, which is what pays you and your staff to begin with. if you want to raise prices a bit to round out a living wage, that’s fine, but don’t pass the buck onto the consumer to make me responsible.

I call it corporate greed.

The fact that you said “sheeple” is telling on how little we should pay attention to you.

I still have a hard time believing that anyone would consent to let ted cruz fuck them. He must have some hardcore dirt on that woman.

It’s almost as if being a terrible person has fucking consequences

I.... want to know the reason why

I hope they skin him alive.

Ew, put that thing away

And you’re not funny.

Can't help but feel the irony on reading this article on a site that used to be cool but now bombards 70% of my screen's real estate with ads while I try to read a fuckin' article.

This is funny because it reads like she just fell off a maga bus.

oh my god you must be like a 12 year old.

That’s great, but like my days start late, and end later, so by the time I pick up my switch it’s 6-8:30 at night

you like only being able to do stuff during the day?

I certainly hope the next animal crossing figures that out

I think we’d get change back from that transaction.