Co-signed. Dammit. Don't make me root for J-Lo, Renner.

Seriously, Jeremy Renner? You had to make a joke about JLo's tits?

Also loved Tina's "the Civil rights movement worked and everything is FINE NOW"

Holy shit the Cosby stuff.

This just reeks of resentment that she is no longer as relevant. And it disrespects all the current generation that look up to her and are influenced by her. I hate this generational cynicism. It's really easy to fall into it because, hey, we all have great amazing memories that really touched our lives and mattered.…

how can you combat such ignorance? seriously. how can someone like her become anti-racist?

Prepare for all the people who disagree with your choices Ubertrout. We must be cautious.

When I lived in Chicago and a girl who was 8 or 9 got killed in a drive-by, people in comments on the story kept freaking out about "Why was she out on the street at 11 pm?" I mean, besides the fact that it was summer, no school, and literally 100 degrees so everyone was hanging out outside, and she was with her…

Sadly, my horror show, was just last year, at an age when I should know better. I was attending a very fancy company holiday party, for the company that I work for as a senior staff member in the entertainment industry. as well, I had rsvp'd to attend an early evening cocktail party, business related, beforehand.

The holiday parties at my former company were epic. An open bar, a free hotel room and 150 stressed out workers made for a drunken festival.

Does getting drunk at your husband's boss's boss's boss's house at an elegant party count? And then drunkenly slur that I wanted to have a baby and that 'my eggs need frying. ' and then talking about about beautiful I am? When we went home, I vomited and cried (of course). My poor husband. He asked me the next day if…

GOOD JOB WINNERS, YOU ARE ALL BAES TO ME!!!

My cousin's an identical twin and her daughter was SO fucking confused when her sister came around. She just gave up and called them both mommy until she was about 3.

I have identical twin boys (who do not dress alike), and last summer a girl about 18 months LOST her tiny little mind when she saw them. It was hilarious. She would peer at each of them, and then step back to look at both, babbling and gesticulating the entire time. The Horde was a pretty good sport about the whole…

This is always the best, imo.

The second someone refers to themselves as a "taxpayer," I immediately tune out.

Because you seem to think that staffers clock in and clock out, have lunch breaks, etc. It doesn't work like that. If you're a Congressional staffer, you are basically always on call - including after regular work hours and on weekends - to work for you, oh powerful taxpayer. And since that is the case, I have zero…

Tell you what; send me your address, and I'll gladly send you the $1 or so that amounts to much more than your share of their salaries; will that stop your whining?

That's my city.

This is Americans fighting for America.