Wendy's asshole brothers are way too blase about their older sister maybe being dead. Like, can you two scrounge up maybe half a damn to give?

Oh man, I'm fucking losing it over that croc. So hard to type through so many tears.

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

Ha. Christopher Walken is hysterical with his Christopher Walken speech pattern. And three token black guys!

I think it's different coming at it from the perspective of a fellow performer rather than simply an audience member. You know how much work people put into it even when it sucks. You know how hard it is to deal with the criticism even when the criticism is deserved. Some of the people you're publicly mocking are your…

Random - but I've seen a bunch sorrounding this discussion that people are more emotionally attached to the Sound of Music than Peter Pan. Really?? I'm 24 and a *total* reformed theatre nerd. I was in Peter Pan a couple times when I was a kid, and grew up on the cartoon version and Hook

As a second, third, fourth pic, with captioned explanation? Sure! As your main profile photo? Absolutely not. It should just be you. No other people, of any gender or age. And also no dead animals or live tigers.

volunteering with under-privileged children? Babysitting nieces and nephews? Rescuing kids from a raging river?

Or wedding pics, wtf.

I'm not sure why guys use profile pictures of them affectionately holding women (like Mr. New York, Shaw Benotakeia). That's mad suspect.

Look, we agreed to keep Justin Bieber because of Canada's "you break it, you bought it policy", but Piers was already broken when the fed ex guy dropped him off. Return that shit to sender.

i wonder is she is going for happy hour before the concert! Hope its the same place I am going..

Sadly, since I live in capitol hill, it will be at least a decade before the truck even considers coming out here. (Well, actually it will probably hit Eastern Market on the weekends...)

Half of me finds this really gross and obscene. The other half of me hopes it launches in DC. The whole me is ashamed of that latter half of me.

Right? The hatred for two children is just unreal. What have they ever done that was so terrible except refuse to conform?

In a very 'fuck grad school' kind of mood tonight, so I'm drinking boozy tea and watching Netflix for the first time in awhile. Going through Gilmore Girls again and realizing:
1. My mom always insisted that her and I were like Lorelai and Rory....we're not. Our dynamic was much more Emily and Lorelai (minus the teen…

You can't say that and not let us know what your Karaoke jam is.

But what about bow ties???

Since I'm generally annoyed at how we build these actresses up and then dispose of them for no reason other than than a mixture of boredom and fashion, I can't snark the interview.