I was on a date with a woman and we were talking about how I take antidepressants. She asked if I’d tried “healing my depression through alternative medicine”. I told her, “no, because if I tried ‘healing my depression’ through ‘alternative medicine’ my next step would be painting the walls with my brains.” I have…

I’m not a violent dude, but that’s the kind of guy I’d just love to kick the crap out of.

lol we really are nerds for the most part. Our team’s only asshole was also the only kid in the team’s history who didn’t make the school’s GPA cutoff to play sports for a semester. (Twice, actually.)

I was the manager of a co-ed swim team in high school in the 70's, and I honestly can’t remember any rude comments from male swimmers to the female swimmers and divers. Swimmers were nerds, and respectful sorts.

Oh totally. You absolutely can't win.

Wax and dab? I too old for this world.

Until something bad happens. Then it’s “Why didn’t you DO something?!?!”

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”

The article also pointed out that his claims of being unused to drugs and alcohol are false. He has messages on his phone that refer to an acid trip and to his interest in trying a combo of LSD and Molly, as well as wax and dab. And a prior run in with the police for underage drinking.

‘I can see your tits in that swimsuit,’

For the first and - probably - the last time ever, I am siding with InTouch’s “journalists.”

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

This will amaze you, but there are actually women who can fix their own car and their own computer. Also, my mother mows the lawn half the time. My father mows it the other half. When I get a lawn of my own (alas, apartment), it'll be on me. I can also hook up the new tv and work the remote. Who can't do that?!?

So he basically lit a match to hundreds of her dollars? I would have kicked him out the next day. Wow.

One of my biggest pet peeves is how many of my males friends brag about intentionally fucking up chores. I had a science teacher who said the first week he and his wife moved in together he intentioned put bleach in the wash and ruined all her clothes so she would never "let" him do chores again. This was not a unique…

I think that would still end up with women cleaning everything, since we've decided it's completely normal for men to be messy (and even give men who are neat a hard time!), but totally gross for women to be messy (don't you care what your house looks like???) I would figure out some middle ground for clean enough,…

This allows for a particularly nasty game of chicken, where a lazy person sits back and waits for their partner to give in and do all the cleaning. Sorry. Nope. Not a way that people who are worth staying in a relationship with behave. Pick your own chores that you'll actually do and make sure they're a fair share.

You put that book where it belongs. I'm always kind of surprised when people have read Paglia as part of feminism classes, because when I was taking gender studies in college the only time she was assigned it was an article (I think the one about how men are better than women because they pee standing up) that our…

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