Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.

It’s for Rape, dum dum.

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

I WAS ASKING WADE

“Hey there. Name’s Max. Max Rich, I should say. It’s a name and a way of life, my friend. Say, where do you summer?”

“Oh you mean the guy that helps the wide receiver get the ball, the guy who nefariously doesn’t let the guy throw the ball to the wide receiver, and the dastardly guy that takes the ball from the innocent wide receiver?” - Matt Millen

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

These are the key issues, both in professional sports and in the creative fields:

SCORCHING HOT TAKE THAT COMPLETELY DISREGARDS HISTORICAL CONTEXT/DRIVERS AND SYSTEMIC DYNAMICS THAT HAVE LEAD TO SUCH A SKEW IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHILE IMPLYING THAT THESE TYPES OF STUDIES ARE PUSHING FOR SO-CALLED “REVERSE RACISM”?

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Don’t retaliate. He threw a punch. Even in the playoffs, you are asking for a call. A hit in the course of the action may, or may not, get called. A retaliation punch will always get called.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

C’mon, it’s not hard to win at college sports and be an upstanding Christian, just look at Art Briles.

This is Bunny, who passed away in December. I miss her so much!!! She loved cold cuts and being dressed up (the latter of which is really weird).

Luckily, the row behind the Sixers’ bench is already set up to acccomodate seven footers in street clothes.