Wow, a new species of rat that swims towards sinking ships.

PASSIONS INCLUDE: GAME THEORY BIDDING STRATEGIES ON JEOPARDY, BASIC ARITHMETIC, AND LUMPING CASUAL MISOGYNY INTO LISTS BECAUSE WHY NOT

Why don’t we talk about the champion who got it right by way under bid losing the game? Of course her loss gave way to the new champion Nora who reminds me of a Jeopardy playing Aubrey Plaza

Here’s the thing: No team’s primary logo currently features a raptor. So, if that’s out and we’re left to choose from the teams that actually have animals in their logos, the closest to peaking 75 million years ago is... a hornet?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Players like Moss and Peterson only come along every once and while.

I think you drop Michigan and take maybe Vermont, if only for the maple syrup and Ben and Jerry’s. Or maybe Maine for the lobster. Way better than whatever Michigan brings to the table.

You couldn’t have saved this for earlier in the season?

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

She wants a milkshake but knows society looks poorly upon daily milkshakes.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

Falcons (+3) 56, Patriots 0.

James: I’m drawing a line, Dan, it has to go up.
Gilbert: What?
James: Just a hair.
Gilbert: Wouldn’t you want it to come down? Remember what people said a few years ago?
James: Why would I want a payroll to come down?
Gilbert: Oh, I thought we were talking about something else.
James: What?
Gilbert: You said you were…

How does being hit by a car work in this scenario? Is everybody hit by a car?

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

Given his 87-97 career record and 102 ERA+, he’s not even really good at that whole ball throwing thing.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.