Just called him. Jimmy doesn’t have a working refrigerator.

MLB SPRINT SPEED: BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPRINT. SPRINT: “ISN’T THAT THE ONE WITH THE VERIZON GUY? OR WAS THAT THE PINK ONE?” WITH SPEEDS UP TO 5G-LTEGBTQ ITS A HOME RUN FOR THE AMAZING NEW IPHONE SO LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A PRIMARY TOWER OTHERWISE YOU BASICALLY OWN AN IPOD TOUCH. SPRINT: “I’M BEHIND ON MY…

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Jeremy Jacobs should be forced to slide down a giant razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol. Outside of that I have no issue with any of the rest of them getting in.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Cat bit open a blue glow stick once, but entering “Are glow...” into Google, it completed it thus: “...sticks toxic to pets.” The answer is no, and cat was fine, but judging from his reaction it’s clearly not a pleasant thing to eat.

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

That’s an extremely cool dad.

Yes I would very much like cats in my ballpark

Neighbors.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Habs, Pens, Flyers.

You’re a fucking bum who’s been given the world.

They’re betting the under.

“fun on PTI”

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

Not true. The Cavs haven’t played in a long time so they need to get in some scrimmages before they face the Warriors.

I’m one of those C’s fans who wisely watched hockey last night.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

“Sixers podcast..” (closes garage door)