Dear Journal,

It’s me, Doug.

Tonight, I was elected Senator of Alabama.

You’ve never seen a real “horrific Twitter nightmare”, have you? I envy you.

It’s going to explode overseas. Put on 40-50M in Japan, another 100-200M in China, throw misc countries another 200M....

It’d be nice for indie bands to stop doing Sirius-XMU sessions on this note...

Fire Joss Whedon!

Except people of Asian descent. You can still make racist jokes about them during the Oscar telecast as of 2 years ago.

Let’s face it: we are all wondering what the 2018 academy Awards are going to look like. My money is most of the host’s jokes will revolve on the theme of “well just when we thought we figured out how to represent people of color, turns out we are horrible to women too!”

It’s a lot of mental gymnastics to go from his admission of guilt to he’s a decent guy, but, sadly, this is not the first time I’ve seen that happen.

My Cantina Dinner with Andre.

All we’ve got are these William Shatner masks without any white face paint!

Minimal CGI (a few shots of spaceships flying around isn’t budget-busting, and simple effects like that don’t cost much to look good these days), a few real sets, etc. We’ve been talking about an Obi-wan standalone noir film for years, which could take place entirely on Tatooine without much in the way of CGI. Hell,…

Nah. Trump is just the kind of guy to hold a grudge that no shared opinion can assuage.

I know they never will, because of the big-money obligations that go with such a popular franchise, but from a creative standpoint, Star Wars could do no better than to set up a dozen films budgeted at $20 million each, give them to directors with a handful of guidelines, and let them do whatever they want. It’s a…

Of course they want Waititi! Who could pass up the opportunity to fire such a fantastic director a couple months into filming?

and a probable Cabinet appointee...

Those people already feel this way.

I’m no biologist, but I doubt sea sponges and North American squirrels have compatible anatomy.

Al Franken: retire binch.

A bigger award would be a job. There is direct evidence that NFL owners will fight to get domestic abusers back on the field ASAP, while fighting together to keep Kaep off it.