Right! And while I also do Friendsgiving with hetero friends, Friendsgiving is a staple of queer communities, because while I have an awesome, accepting family (and it seems like you do, as well) a lot of queer people just don’t have much of a family to go home to. Friends aren’t inherently less valuable than family,…

Why, though? This seems like a pretty arbitrary pronouncement. 

I was gonna say; both Fleabag and the Broad City women are an absolute delight. I wouldn’t consider them ‘unlikeable.’

I saw one piece of her’s as part of a larger exhibit of more ‘shocking’ art called “Sensation” (another piece in the exhibt was one of Damien Hirst’s cut-up shark). The piece was called “Everyone I Have Ever Slept With” and it was a tent with all of the names of everyone she’d ever slept with.

Mel B said she felt “very uncomfortable” for Bradley Cooper’s longtime girlfriend during Cooper and Lady Gaga’s performance of “Shallow” on Sunday.

“[Rami Malek] reportedly fell somewhere around the front row...”

PLEASE SAY HE PLAYS WITH VIN DIESEL. 

I loved him as Ted on Six Feet Under. That moment when Lauren Ambrose calls him “deeply unhip” is #foreverrelationshipgoals

(uses this post as an excuse to re-watch Messina’s sexy dances on The Mindy Project)

Chris Messina has moves Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth can only dream of. Until they can move their hips like this, they pale in comparison to him.

I know this will remain trapped in the grays and unseen, but anyone who’s seen him dance—stripping or otherwise—on The Mindy Project knows he deserves to be a high-ranking Chris.

I’ve loved Chris Messina since he was on Six Feet Under, but I wonder if he’s on the same level fame-wise as the other Chrises. He has never starred in a superhero movie. Can just any old Chris be on this list? Counterpoint: Chris Pratt sucks, so I’m not gonna argue with Messina taking his spot.

Their socks and underpants are always slightly damp.

Remember when Michelle hugged the queen, and after a half second pause of ‘what is this?’ the queen instantly melted to ‘Yes...this is nice. I like this.’ And yet it was considered a minor scandal.

“Trump is shaking!!!”

Josh Dawsey: “A lid at 10 AM. Trump will have no movements today, per White House.”
Sounds like Trump needs more fiber in his diet.

My new t-shirt: “I watched an hour+ of the Outlaw King and all I got was a shadowy bush.”

“It’s all in the same vein, as far as penises and breasts are concerned.”

Kevin Bacon boldly let his Lil’ Bacon out in Hollow Man, so that one was real. Some men are braver than others. Flaccid dicks tend to not be impressive in general.

I don’t know about the rest of Hollywood and it’s penises, but Pine’s was surely the real penis. Dude was emerging from an icy lake, and his junk was hunched up inside his abdomen in an effort to survive. Seriously, how many TAKES did Little Pine have to endure? Leave his damn dick alone. The BEST Chris has so much…