I read every word of this post in my head as a seething Leslie Knope yelling about Eagletonians. 

I mostly follow drag queen celebrities and I will continue to like the shit out of their pictures. Mainstream celebs? Forget about it. 

I’m never going to like a “just for the likes/attention” celeb post, and have never/will never comment on a celeb post for any reason, but if Jonathan Van Ness wants to wear a cute heel while using his platform to advocate for human rights, that gets a lil’ red heart from me every time.

“Applied for political asylum” - yeah, they were murdered, probably? Occam’s Razor...

I confess too...I didn’t vote for Ted Cruz

Julia Louis-Dreyfus for president!!!

She could’ve done more if she’d accepted Aldo Raine’s offer to go pro.  

I went to college in the US right after 9/11. I’m the daughter of a secular Jew, who had never explored her Jewish roots much, but was interested in doing so. Basically... the perfect target for Hillel recruitment. I became more involved with the Jewish community on campus, taking classes in Hebrew and hanging out…

As a Jew I feel safe to say this is a terrible idea and will create MORE anti semitism. Fuck Israel. Oh I’m sorry, am I a self hating Jew now?

Certainly can understand why.

When John Kelly says he wants you out, he isn’t speaking metaphorically.

Can you shop the sign so it says "school for the grifters"?

You win.

GREAAAAAAAAAT HAIR. - I would bang him after a few martini’s.

Cannibal Witch 2020: I eat kids but I’m fucking honest about it.

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

Oh my god TWO MINUTES. That’s an eternity in a situation like that. lololol, this was amusing. 

His bodyguard is cute in that power bottom sort of way.

The remix!

Pink is really Sarah’s color, but Spicy can’t pull it off.