Fun (?) fact (!): I actually live a block up the street from OCI and was at home when this happened. I remember hearing a ton of sirens and saw several police vehicles tearing down the street. A little later, I attempted to leave my building to go grocery shopping, but was stopped because the police had blocked off a…

Masculinity so fragile.

I haven’t watched it, but it did come out in the same year he dumped me. I don’t remember when advertising started, but it premiered in November 2017 and he made this comment earlier on in our relationship.

Thank you! It’s mine too. I watched it way too young (thanks Dad), and I always referred to any shoe with a higher heel as cha-cha heels.

He actually dumped me. His other girlfriend wanted a commitment so he chose her over me. However, the breakup did inspire me to pack up and move out of state like I wanted to.

This was the picture that launched my thirst.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Beto anymore than I already did.

Hell yeah, Burgerville. The ones here in Oregon do the marionberry shakes. So good!

Right? Good on her for leaving though. She’s so talented and I’d like to see her move on to bigger and better things. 

Those glasses better come pre-filled with booze because I ain’t paying $10 for some basic bitch stemware.

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My ex is, among many things, a stand-up comedian. I went to every one of his shows (except the ones his other girlfriend apparently went to), and listens to him do his routine. I’d say only about 50% of it ever landed. But I wanted to be supportive, you know?

I usually say “I wouldn’t piss him out if he were on fire.” My dad taught me that one.

I would rather eat delicious fancy-ass cheese now than see my 90th birthday. Idgaf.

Oh man, I cannot wait for this! Dame Judi Dench was my idol when I was doing theatre on the regs. 

Like I can see stocking up on Gatorade and energy bars, some high protein snacks, and then doing some stretching out, getting nice and loose so we can go Pound Town.

Seriously. She can do no wrong. 

All the stars to this.

Ever since I saw him speak on a HuffPo thing, I’ve had an enormous crush on him. Smart, tall, and political hits all my bases. I’m rooting for him.