Ugh, I have such a weird guilt complex when it comes to that character. I despise him for who he is and the atrocities he commits, but at the same time, I want to have an epic bone session with him. It makes me so ashamed sometimes.

Oh he’s been on my Free Pass List through four different exes. He’s one of the few names listed in permanent marker.

I just turned 34, but I can still pass for being in my early to late twenties (thanks to a smattering of good genes and an excellent skin care regime). That being said, I’d rather have fun and enjoy my life while leaving a beautiful corpse and diary full of scandal. In moderation of course, it’s not like I’m going go…

I have dumpster fire genes on both sides of the family so I already know I’m dying (relatively) young.

You know, I actually have a lovely evening gown I never get to wear, and my mom recently gave me her grandmother’s diamonds (a ring and necklace). May I join in the most dapper end to our existence? 

My Jewish grandfather had a scrap of a Nazi flag in his belongings when he died. He never talked about his time in the military, but after he died, a friend his who’d served with visited us during shiva. He had a piece of the flag too, and told us when they had pulled the flag down, they all spat on it and tore it to…

Isn’t it illiegal to violate a corpse? Someone should alert the caw-ps.

I was watching that last night. I started crying right along with her and didn’t stop for quite some time. I’m still upset today.

It’s a super basic (both in execution and as in “basic white woman”) design. I could probably whip up a version of it (albeit much more Goth) in less than two hours. And it’d actually look interesting and original.

I went to see the Live show at Revolution Hall in Portland and a bunch of the cast were hanging out in the bar prior to the show. Hands-down, some of the nicest, sweetest people who handled it so well when fans were coming up right and left. Rachel was apparently going over some last-minute stuff so she was still…

Hell yeah. The one and only man I’ve ever had anal with made it a pretty amazing time. 11/10.