This. All Gold Canyon or GTFO. I could watch five hours of Tom Waits rasping out “Mr. Pocket” and five more of him singing “Mother McCree” and then go back to the “Mr. Pocket” bit with a smile on my face. He’s so fucking good.

THAT’S your Buster Skruggs vignette ranking?

You're with me, flushable wipes.

More like Tony Wrongo! Because he was wrong and his name sounds like that kinda. So, in my opinion, that’s what it’s more like.

Trade that Wall and make NY pay for it!

So this guy is on the run? That must make him the Shah of Iran.

Only Eugene Robinson truly understands what it’s like to be boned out of a Super Bowl.

There’s no fairway to handle this.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Or their their attempt to clap back at critics with their “Dawg Victory, Doubters Ambushed” campaign after they finally got a win.

yeah bitch, star and move on

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

“all that glitters is Gould.” -Smash Mouth

+ 0 vaccinations.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

Ray Rice really knocked that one outta the park!

Obligatory follow-up plug for Seeing Like a State.