NOLA is what people from Jefferson Parish (think wealthier white flighters) and tourists call it; those of us who live in New Orleans call it New Orleans. The only real distinction is most transplants and some locals pronounce New Orleans a bit flat - like New Or-Luns - while many locals and few transplants will…

If nothing more than a PR move to follow the conversion therapy bullshit, I’m thinking it would be kinda fucking cool for Brees to issue even a tepid statement of support or just acknowledgment of Dunlap as a person.  I know he’s busy, even if he’s injured what with all the Smoothie Kings and Jimmy Johns on the North…

I’m 6'7 and say I’m 6'6, because I once measured at 6'6 and 7/8 and anything above 6'6 sounds freakish and starts a conversation I’m way too tired of having.

This is Saddam’s post-shower perp photo after he was found buried alive.

Lotta people in Asia. A lotttttta people in Asia. Any list of most famous would include someone recognizable by the ~2 billion in the West/Latin America and 3+ billion in India/China. We’re talking cross-sectional appeal here.

Italia Ricci was hoping he’d choose to emulate Jameis and eat a W.

It’s Friday afternoon, no one’s working anyway:

I grew up in Aurora and have been away for about 20 years, but visit often. I greatly appreciate what many of the transplants brought to Denver over this time (and especially immigrants from other countries - we’ve always needed diversity.) There’s a whole bunch of hipster tropes to fall on what with the scooters…

Of course Sun would be a part of alternative forms of energy.

Sun, however, chose to look on the bright side.

Cool story, bro.

When he talks about the money all [Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds] see is the struggle, and when he told Reynolds he was livin’ large she told him it was trouble.  

STOP CALLING IT THE SOUTHERN BORDER CRISIS. That is some straight-up Frank Luntz bullshit used to sell television viewers on the need to erect these concentration camps.  Language matters and we can’t allow ourselves to speak like we’re spoon fed by ICE themselves.

Very timely here. I do pedestrian radio driving around town and ha(d) a morbid, self-hating relationship with Walton & Johnson, two brainless redneck boomers who stumbled into success thanks, in large part, to nearly three decades of reflexively sophomoric Clinton backlash. I could never stand more than a minute, but…

I heard he leveraged his first game’s paycheck on Meyer’s Notre Dame staff to post bond.

Dude. Get your shit together. It’s SB 108, for starters.

Just as the Mueller investigation made too many of us fetishize the FBI, I’ll be fucking livid if we start turning toward district fucking attorneys as our saviors.

One of my favorite aspects of this site is that as I have matured, so has it. Drew, you have been a solid reminder that we can get our proverbial shit together while still appreciating the scatological and sophomoric, albeit without having to put anyone else down.  I look forward toward our continued appreciation for…

No need to be so briney about it.

Here just for this comment.