Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

a better option would be expropriating the team and launching the bowlens into the sun

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.

I was looking for the right place in the thread to bring him up. He really should be on the top of this list. As a somewhat contemporary of exciting fighters like Tyson and Holyfield, Lewis was painfully boring ... yet pretty successful.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

I take full responsibility for it.

Clearing the rubble. Trying to find additional lives.

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

Just as in Baghdad, the term “Green Zone” is meant to provide participants a false sense of safety.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

“hold my slice”

Getting shit-talked for your latest boner by your “biggest fan” isn’t ideal, but that’s sex after marriage for you.

We ask our players 20 days a year — game days — to restrict their statements.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

You don’t like soccer? Cool. But, it really takes a special kind of arrogance to think that the billions of fans of the world’s most popular sport are missing something that you’re able to identify despite not watching the game.  Thanks for sharing your insight.

I doubt we’ll see a better shot this summer.

Stewardess: Can I have your attention please, the plane’s engine is on fire, and both the pilot and co-pilot are unconscious. Is there anybody on board who can fly and land this plane safely?

Reminds me of the first weekend with dad after the divorce, and he decides to have “fun” with the kids by taking them fishing and then yelling at them when they don’t do everything perfectly and no I’m not scarred why does everybody ask me that?