I can tell you’ve been following soccer for, like, HOURS.

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

If Ponzi is a local pizza restaurant, I believe you.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Who the fuck is Terry Bradshaw???

Fuck Duke.

Who Dead!

Nine times out of ten I’m thinking of a smart ass comment to go along with these stories, but let me tell you something. Eleven years ago I ran into Tom Benson at a Starbucks. Was one of the nicest, easiest guys to talk to. An old time gabber who would talk to you about anything. Inside every human is a good soul, and…

Hes gonna miss a field goal in the NFC Championship

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I don’t wanna take advice from fools... I just figure everything is cool, until I hear it from Jemele.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Of course. Now I know what went wrong with all of my relationships. It wasn’t that I’m “emotionally unavailable” or “probably clinically depressed”. They just weren’t loyal enough to the program.

What spirit! Once again, Andrew Luck shows us the difference between having a permanent chip on your shoulder and having one in it.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Hungover Pats fans everywhere respond to Magary shouting expletives:

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Refreshing to see a story involving the Vikings and a clap that doesn’t take place on a boat.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.