While we breath a sigh of relief, let’s not forget that the reason the GOP plan failed was only because they couldn’t decide between somewhat fucking everyone over and totally fucking everyone over.

Approximately like this.

One would think if he had planned it, he wouldn’t have had the kids and friends along, as well as made such a mess of it.

Simple: Mueller’s reportedly going through his finances. The only thing he’s actively hidden are his tax returns, because the proof of all his scams, all his grifts, all his tax dodging, all his money laundering, and all his espionage will be laid bare and plain to see once those things hit Mueller’s desk. Mueller’s…

I get excited for a good nap too, the Accord will not fail us in this regard!

Have you ever been to a garage sale and they’re offering something you know is actually worth thousands, for a couple bucks? You happily sit and chat with the old lady about her boring grandkids as long as she wants to. Then she offers to just give it to you for free.

Vladimir Putin is incredibly intelligent; and, as other commenters have noted, a master of psychological manipulation. I think he and his subordinates were being truthful when they declared this meeting to be of the “getting-to-know-you” sort. I imagine Putin was extraordinarily reserved during their meeting, allowing…

In a show of international cooperation, Putin offered the services of Kaspersky Labs gratis to the White House. Trump warmly accepted the offer. In Russian culture it is considered a grave insult to refuse a gift from Putin.

If Putin says he didn’t interfere, well, that should settle the whole matter. If there’s one thing Putin learned in the KGB, it’s honesty and integrity.

My father has dementia. We have been dealing with his symptoms for many years. This is not dementia, and people should never excuse Trump’s behavior with this. He is stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, egotistical, entitled and awful. He does NOT have dementia.

Melania and Sarah Huckabilly were especially gross enablers today.

Wow a country decimated by a world war and where personal cars were not a priority has worse concept cars, really shows how inferior they are!

“You had me at Freak Whipped Cream.”

Jeez, usually I’m excited* when the internet provides me with cream containers exploding onto a woman’s chest.

So, it’s like Treyvon Martin revisited?

Damn that sucks. There was an article I was just reading that said if you get hit in the chest at just the right time in your heart-beat cycle, it causes massive defibrillation and death if you don’t find some defib paddles ASAP.

Some people are going to give you a Ard’time about your insensitive comment.

My grandma said “don’t do whipits.”

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

Granny Clampett.