yeah, I got the hell outta MO years ago and can’t say your reps are any standouts for Progressives. Claire has her good moments but definitely more bad than good.

“Hey, Rocky, watch me pull an executive order out of my ass!”

When did Kim Jong Un start looking so Caucasian?

Offical cabinet press release: “The president’s hands are very bigly. Tremeddusly bigly tremeddusly! His inaguration was bigger than Hitlers who was totally a sort of president. He will be on the onetyone billion dollar bill for many years to come (Trump not Hitler) His scrotum is not too veiny, just the right amount.…

I want him to have a heart attack and fall down some stairs on camera.

I’ve been wishing he would just die in his sleep. I know it’s hardly what he deserves but it would just get him out of the way.

Uh...Sarah Huckabee Sanders?Just, you know. Spitballing here.

What do a call a liar who lies to protect a lying liar? No punchline, just asking a rhetorical question.

Hey guy, I think there’s a guy in Denver that might be needing a roommate.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

I am eagerly awaiting the foreign intelligence folks to start leaking dirt on Trump and company.

God, I can smell that thing right through the intertubes.

Because evangelism is basically white supremacy+gospel of wealth

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..

Trump campaigned on Comey’s decisions in both July and October. He told the world that Comey was a brave man and did the right thing on both occasions. So no, nothing has substantively changed since then to require an immediate firing... except the part whereby the FBI is obviously breathing down Trump’s neck about…

Oh yeah, Trump definitely fired Comey over the way he handled Hillary’s emails, giving the election to Trump. It DEFINITELY has nothing to do with the FBI investigation of Trump’s ties to Russia. Definitely...

Spearmint flavored Nicorette and that funny, musty smell that suits get when you wear them one time too many without dry cleaning.

Wow! Just watched his video: Six Best Ways to Scratch Your Balls . It's a must see.

I think Art of Manliness covered sleeve rolling in the past. Either them or Dappered.com. Nothing on rolling sleeves inside though...that just seems strange.