damnit, that kinda question would cost Tillerson the IQ test

SJP had a pretty humble upbringing and she’s made her way in the world earning her keep. She hires help because she can and I don’t see too many eccentricities here. This is Jez just trying to stir up some shit.

Yep, managing staff is often that Holy Grail scene with father/lord instructing the guards to watch the tender prince IRL.

Nah, the golf trophy went to Puerto Rico

fuck the IQ test, just give them each a crossword puzzle and Trump will try to fit “huge” “loser” “sad” or “beautiful” into every clue. Or how about just a map of the US and see if Trump can even ID all 50 states.

Screw SaTC, we need Catrall in a Big Trouble in Little China sequel.

that’s the flick I’ll pay to see. Midler & Najimy rock. They could do HPII with those three witches from Stardust (Pfeiffer was hot!)

I see a poster with Titanic II in large papyrus script. Jack & Rose wash up on small island and we got a whole Blue Lagoon vibe going ...

Ooh, Soylent Green: The Bake Off or Kitchen Konfidential: the Soylent Episodes

“Both Side Today from Megyn Kelly”

Pitchforks? Are we getting our pitchforks and torches ready to run this dude off Jalop? I’m totes down with the mob but seems a bit stretched here.

WTF? ... you know he didn’t invent Puddin’ pops, right?

Chapter 17 “Art of the Deal”: schoolyard taunts and childish nicknames will help to negotiate international deals ... bigely!!

#NoWa ? Looking for that in a Drumpf tweet?

Bibi got a woody when Drumpf went after Iran. Bibi is a chicken hawk that uses pretext and threats of war to distract from his crimes.

i sense a fake kidnapping to get headlines off Russiagate.

Ya oughtta set up a GoFundMe to see how popular you’d be

More like don’t-give-afuckitis. Wish folks would find where she lives an unload on her doorstep. I’d be tempted to hop on a bike and follow her while screaming out “shitty bitch” with a bullhorn.

Fit for the Turdistan Director General

Geez, rebadge and rename. I would go through life calling it a Credenza every damn day — and not on purpose.