Wait ... I thought Gen. Iron Balls Kelly enacted strict access rules for Herr Drumpf. Narrative was that Drumpf suffered from too many little birds chirping in his ear whenever they pleased. Kelly was the adult gatekeeper. Sounds like Iron Balls Kelly has none and sucks at his job.

Really? Damn, thought I was onto something.

We can marry ‘em. Maybe a whole bunch of us oughtta go Mormon and then we get a few more legal with some of that polygamy protection? Who’s with me?

“The cold?” Jesus folks, the fucking permafrost is melting at unheard of rates. The fucking PERMA-frost! Permafrost thaws releases shit tons of global warming methane and CO2 into our atmosphere. That means everything heats up. This is a downward cycle that speeds up —thawing begets more thawing. We’re all fucked…

On the Beach was Australia ... right?

you must be one of AG Sessions science advisors

Yep, I think those funds can cover legal fees, which are getting deep

nothing raises that flaccid cheetoh crumb anymore (except maybe Ivanka)

Hell betcha Trump would use his same Arpaio praise for Ceausescu if he weren’t shot dead. Probably issue a post-mortem pardon.

You go Girl!

I’d be in the back yelling at Gentle Ben to stop the fucking mumbling

please don’t procreate

How the fuck could it ever be serious? Betcha the kindergarten class at NY’s PS-72 Dr. Dorny Elementary could do a hot take.

Bobby Moynihan could do him

not sure that’s interesting. Might read that on a IHOP placemat but doesn’t rate a Ripley’s entry.

Damn I wish we had such a cool song of our country. Finland now on my bucket list.

nah, it’s her Adam’s apple that ruins it ...

burner accts are the new red shirts

and that scene is origin for all JJ Abrams lens flares ...

sorry but your ignorance is on display. Check out 70s and/or early 80s.