but as he told Sen. Harris he can’t be rushed (when searching for a way to lie ...)

amazing how such a little sack of shit can stink up the whole DoJ. Dude needs to head back south and run a little American gothic town with sundown laws — that’s his future.

Really? Do tell ... Hans self publishing any other dribble these days?

read it well b4 2nd grade, brah, so no need to be posted in its entirety here. Basically Kinja’s are fairly literate (except for the 6 compelled to star the story).

having anyone respond to your spurious bullshit gives you an erection. That and imagining Alex Jones in a speedo giving you a cocoa butter rub down — those are the kinda sick things that get you off you fuck. Your post has no fucking relevance, it was just you feeling neglected and wanting to piss in the punchbowl for…

guess they were the IT folks setting up the servers? Guess it fits with their InfoWars facts ... 

yeah, I got the hell outta MO years ago and can’t say your reps are any standouts for Progressives. Claire has her good moments but definitely more bad than good.

Look, they brought their bowling bags with’em

think its more like time travel — Beauregard Sessions would love it as a Django Unchained throwback.

hard to stroke himself with such tiny hands so he’s appointed a cabinet full of cucks to help

Sorry but WTF was Hillary doing in Alaska mansion?

If I was in that cabinet I’d make a fidget spinner with his pic on each spoke and drop it on him — geezus, that would keep him busy for weeks.

... back of the short bus? Fuck Nikki. She’s an insult to decency and democracy. She’s playing suck up so she can run in 2020. Her game is to play the game. She’ll get Veep nod if Pence has to fill after impeachment or resignation. All the rest of the fuckers aren’t worth an ounce of warm spit. This is unbelievably…

Fuckin TL:DR

Fuuuck — that was like outta the frying pan and into the fire

frying pan to the head for your stupid ass colleague. Can you let us know where you work ...

what the fuck do you have against deer? Ain’t some way you can learn to swerve rather than drive straight at them?

ooh, I wanna play this game now.

Nuanced? There was a special hidden deepness your comment questioning the choice of a ‘80s Japanese import that flew over everyone’s head?

what time ya rollin’ coal today to fight for those ‘Merika values of tasteless beer, rebel flags, and Cracker Barrel bigotry