You guys, you guys...I met someone last Saturday night. IN PERSON. And he actually asked for my number. And THEN he actually called two nights later to ask me out for drinks. And the next day, my back went out. Worst degenerative disc attack I've ever had. Literally couldn't walk, unless I supported my upper body…
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Few things make me happier than Martha and Conan interacting.
Who-cares-what-Jennifer-Aniston-ate-before-getting-greased-up-(and-weird-no-mention-of-hours-of-personal-training-per-day) aside, KALE IS THE GREATEST THING ON EARTH. I'm convinced that if I were to eat nothing but kale and apple cider vinegar, I'd live to 175, with clear skin and shining hair. Exaggeration? Yes. …
Possibly one of the greatest commercials I've ever seen. But....I'm not sure what's so hard about going to going to Walgreens for exactly what I need. Including the treat(s).
I could easily get a publishing deal for the things my first grade students write.
I sincerely applaud your effort and your self-reflection. Hang in there, and don't be afraid to reach out for help. Even if you're not suffering from depression, you might benefit from some outside (possibly professional) support. Good luck. :)
I'm not embarrassed by any of the movies I love...but I would say the DUMBEST movies that I watch on a regular basis are Pineapple Express and Undercover Brother.
I use a combination of Laura Mercier and Smashbox products...with some Tarte thrown in for good measure. I know a lot of people dislike it, but I've had great experiences going into Sephora and asking for help. I go in, say "I need this and this, these are my standards (vegan) and this is my budget (under $30 for a…
Just got home, slightly drunk, and immediately ate a cupcake. Five minutes later, I'm wracked with guilt. Anyone else suffer from major food guilt? It's driving me crazy lately.
Thomas Edison, ya'll. I don't even are about that Tesla crap.
Oh Gene Kelly...sometimes I think about how sexy his athleticism is when I'm on the treadmill, to keep myself going.
Ya'll can fight over Jamie. I'll keep Roger, Ian, AND Fergus all to myself.
Well, not too well the first time.
Taystee sold me on the show in the first minute of the show. "Damn you got some nice titties! Those are TV titties. They stand up on their own all perky and everything."
At least 25% of the lines in Big Fish make me cry.
A girl I knew in college did some commercials, and it threw my world into a tail spin when she played mom in a commercial, AND SHE WASN'T A MOM IRL.
Yep, this jumped right out at me too. Few things irk me more than people (WOMEN!) place a negative connotation on vaginas. I want to punch people who call others a "pussy," or refer to someone "having balls" for being gutsy. Ovaries to the wall!
When I became a 1st grade teacher, I had to RETEACH myself how to print legibly because I always write in cursive...and those kiddos can't read cursive. But it's great for sending notes to other adults in the school (or home) that you don't want 1st graders to read.
I'm hoping for a Cocaine vs. Titanic showdown.