lol

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

I’m beginning to feel like I felt when Brittney Spears was going off the deep end. I’m not comfortable mocking Lohan because she really does seem crazy.

Nope. Hold on:

Jesus Christ we live in a dystopia.

The miracle is that somebody has managed to preserve a BX without hermetically sealing it into a dry environment.

Have there always been this many guys cosplaying women? I'm loving the four Leias.

Wow!

where my girls at?

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!

I think that we all knew Dora was a monster. Stop shouting at me! No, I won't tell Swiper to stop swiping! It's what he does. It's his goddamn name!

Let’s just hope they washed their hands of the whole affair. With lots of Purell.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

You dodged a bullet with that guy!

I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve *knock on wood* never been pregnant.

Mutual bearding.